Family game night usually fails on age range: whatever the eight year old enjoys bores the adults, and whatever the adults enjoy needs explaining twice. This game has no rules to learn and no reading, so the youngest player is at no disadvantage at all.
The questions below stay on shared territory — who falls asleep first after dinner, who takes the longest to say goodbye at the door, who has told the same story at every holiday for fifteen years. Everyone has evidence, which is the whole point.
Skip anything that touches on a real family sore spot. The game is at its best when the worst outcome is your uncle defending himself about the thermostat.
All 82 family questions
1.Who's most likely to fall asleep on the sofa after dinner
2.Who's most likely to say they were just resting their eyes
3.Who's most likely to take an hour to say goodbye at the door
4.Who's most likely to call twice in a row if nobody answers
5.Who's most likely to send a message with no punctuation
6.Who's most likely to reply to a photo with a thumbs up only
7.Who's most likely to forward the same article to everyone
8.Who's most likely to start a family group chat and mute it
9.Who's most likely to have a ringtone from fifteen years ago
10.Who's most likely to take a photo with their finger over the lens
11.Who's most likely to insist on a photo before anyone eats
12.Who's most likely to tell the same story every holiday
13.Who's most likely to interrupt that story with a correction
14.Who's most likely to remember exactly what year something happened
15.Who's most likely to remember it completely wrong
16.Who's most likely to keep every photo ever printed
17.Who's most likely to throw out something someone else was keeping
18.Who's most likely to have a drawer full of cables and batteries
19.Who's most likely to keep plastic bags inside other plastic bags
20.Who's most likely to fix something with tape and call it done
21.Who's most likely to insist on doing it properly
22.Who's most likely to control the thermostat
23.Who's most likely to open a window in winter
24.Who's most likely to turn the TV up far too loud
25.Who's most likely to fall asleep with the TV on
26.Who's most likely to take the remote and never give it back
27.Who's most likely to ask who that actor is every five minutes
28.Who's most likely to spoil the ending of something
29.Who's most likely to watch the same film every year
30.Who's most likely to cry at the same scene every time
31.Who's most likely to cook too much food for everyone
32.Who's most likely to insist nobody has eaten enough
33.Who's most likely to take leftovers home in someone else's container
34.Who's most likely to never return that container
35.Who's most likely to secretly prefer the simple food
36.Who's most likely to try a new recipe on a big occasion
37.Who's most likely to burn something and blame the oven
38.Who's most likely to do all the dishes without being asked
39.Who's most likely to disappear exactly when the dishes start
40.Who's most likely to reorganize someone else's kitchen
41.Who's most likely to be first awake in the house
42.Who's most likely to be impossible to wake up
43.Who's most likely to make coffee for everyone
44.Who's most likely to drink from three different mugs in a morning
45.Who's most likely to be late for everything family related
46.Who's most likely to arrive an hour early
47.Who's most likely to get the whole family lost on a trip
48.Who's most likely to refuse to stop for directions
49.Who's most likely to pack for every possible weather
50.Who's most likely to forget something essential
51.Who's most likely to organize the whole holiday
52.Who's most likely to complain about the holiday they chose
53.Who's most likely to take the most photos on a trip
54.Who's most likely to send those photos six months later
55.Who's most likely to buy the strangest souvenir
56.Who's most likely to talk to strangers everywhere
57.Who's most likely to make friends with the neighbors first
58.Who's most likely to know everyone's business on the street
59.Who's most likely to feed someone else's cat
60.Who's most likely to spoil the family pet completely
61.Who's most likely to talk to the pet more than to people
62.Who's most likely to bring home an animal without asking
63.Who's most likely to give the best advice
64.Who's most likely to give advice nobody asked for
65.Who's most likely to say I told you so
66.Who's most likely to keep the peace at the table
67.Who's most likely to start a debate about something pointless
68.Who's most likely to change the subject smoothly
69.Who's most likely to bring up a story from twenty years ago
70.Who's most likely to have been the troublemaker as a kid
71.Who's most likely to still be the favorite
72.Who's most likely to pretend they do not have a favorite
73.Who's most likely to be the one everybody calls with a problem
74.Who's most likely to drop everything to help
75.Who's most likely to fix anything in the house
76.Who's most likely to call someone else to fix it
77.Who's most likely to buy a gift months in advance
78.Who's most likely to buy a gift on the day
79.Who's most likely to give money in an envelope
80.Who's most likely to keep a card from every birthday
81.Who's most likely to start a new family tradition
82.Who's most likely to keep an old one going alone
Who’s most likely to ghost the group chat?
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